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• A couple I know were discussing their wallpaper, which had just been hung.
  Dov was annoyed at Debby's indifference to what he felt was a poor job....
• QOTD: "In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department.
• QOTD: Silence is the only virtue he has left.
• Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck.
  When a woman marries, she gets a boarder....
• QOTD: "He's such a hick he doesn't even have a trapeze in his bedroom.
• He married me for my tag lines.
• I would tax Raquel Welch ... and I've a feeling she'd tax me. -- Michael Pali
• He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her.
  But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them....