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• Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance? A: Because that was her name.
• Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers? A: Because he was hungry.
• Why did the programmer call his mother long distance? Because that was her name.
• Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because it was on the other side.
• Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was giving it last rites.
• Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To see his friend Gregory peck.
  Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide....
• Who is John Galt? An explorer, the greatest explorer that ever lived.
  The man who found the fountain of youth.John Galt spent years looking for it....
• The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money.
  True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day....