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• Firemen do it wearing rubber.
• Firemen do it with a big hose.
• Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
  A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
• If cigarettes are the leading cause of most household fires in America, why do so many firemen smoke?
  -- chevy...
• Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
  Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm....
• You, in the red uniform, see what that noise is.
• The army with the smartest dress uniform will lose. Murphy's Fifth Military Law
• Q: "Can I have a Starfleet uniform?" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
• If you can't dress weird, why dress at all?