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• Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?
  A: "Is there a dog?...
• What does an insomniac, dyslexic philosopher do at night?
  He stares at the ceiling and wonders if there's a Dog....
• A burning dog needs no chimney.
• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: What does it matter?
  He can't come anyway. [I got a dog with no legs -- I call him Cigarette....
• Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog....
• Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"? A: Because he left a residue at every pole.
• Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #37: Q: Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
  A: No. Q: What was he doing with the dog's ears?...
• Mind your p's and q'
• Probably the question asked most often is: Do one-celled animals have orgasms?
  The answer is yes, the have orgasms almost constantly, which is why they don't mind living in pools of warm slime....