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• Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant? A: You can't get down off an elephant.
• Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A: One more drunk.
• Q: What's the difference between a Lawyer and a Plumber? A: A Plumber works to _unclog_ the system.
• Q: What's the difference between hard and dark? A: It stays dark all night.
• Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
• Q: What's the difference between a RHU cheerleader and a whale? A: The moustache.
• Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic? A: The Titanic had a band.
• What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern computer?
  It's the same as that between Hillary's ascent of Everest and the establishment of a Hilton on its peak....