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Murphy's Law, that brash proletarian restatement of Godel's Theorem.
-- Thomas Pynchon, "Gravity's Rainbow...
Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
(2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will....
Murray's Rule: Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.
Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. -- Lao Tsu
Must be getting close to town -- we're hitting more people.
Must I hold a candle to my shames? -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice
MUSTGO: Any item of food that has been sitting in the refrigerator so long it has become a science project.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.
-- The Dragon to Grendel, in John Gardner's "Grendel...
My analyst told me that I was right out of my head, But I said, "Dear Doctor, I think that it is you instead.
Because I have got a thing that is unique and new, To prove it I'll have the last laugh...
My best argument against discrimination is quite simple
Does it really matter if the ABC people are inferior to the DEF people if they can tell one end of a gun from the other?...

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