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• My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.
  -- Grendel, by John Gardne...
• My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.
  -- "Grendel", by John Gardne...
• Grendel! [You forgot your hat!] -- Doctor, Androids of Tara
• In giving advice seek to help, not to please, your friend. -- Solo
• If you want my advice, pay me!
• Bart: [with forced happiness] You believe me, don't you?
  You're my friend who believes me: sweet, trustworthy Milhouse....
• Gold! Pure gold! ...Are you sure? Yes, my lord. Behold.
  .. Percy...it's _green_. -- Percy and Edmund : Money...
• My advice to you is that you start drinking heavily. -- Bluto in ANIMAL HOUSE