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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
-- Errol Flynn Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure. -- Errol Fly...
My rackets are run on strictly American lines, and they're going to stay that way. -- A. Capone
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
-- Albert Einstei...
My ritual differs slightly. What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I hop into the shower stall.
Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped in I landed barefoot right on top of See Threepi...
My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
-- Emo Philip...
My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.
My soul is crushed, my spirit sore I do not like me anymore, I cavil, quarrel, grumble, grouse, I ponder on the narrow house I shudder at the thought of men I'm due to fall in love again.
-- Dorothy...
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. -- Christopher Morley
My uncle was the town drunk -- and we lived in Chicago. -- George Gobel
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. -- Muhammad Ali

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