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My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.
My love, he's mad, and my love, he's fleet, And a wild young wood-thing bore him!
The ways are fair to his roaming feet, And the skies are sunlit for him....
My love runs by like a day in June, And he makes no friends of sorrows.
He'll tread his galloping rigadoon In the pathway or the morrows....
My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say.
And then say it with the utmost levity. -- G.B. Shaw...
My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.
-- Woody Allen, on Epistemology...
My mother drinks to forget she drinks. -- Crazy Jimmy
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. -- Groucho Marx
My mother once said to me, "Elwood," (she always called me Elwood) "Elwood, in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.
For years I tried smart. I recommend pleasant. -- Elwood P. Dow...
My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!" -- Sue Murphy

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