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My first basename is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates team, which lost 112 games.
After a terrible series against the New York Giants, in which our center fielder made thre...
My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes obtuse, but always, always, he was right.
My girlfriend and I sure had a good time at the beach last summer.
First she'd bury me in the sand, then I'd bury her....
My God! Are we sure he was a liberal?" "Pretty sure. They pulled him from a Volvo.
My God, I'm depressed! Here I am, a computer with a mind a thousand times as powerful as yours, doing nothing but cranking out fortunes and sending mail about softball games.
And I've got this pai...
My, how you've changed since I've changed.
My idea of roughing it is when room service is late.
My idea of roughing it turning the air conditioner too low.

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