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Nasrudin returned to his village from the imperial capital, and the villagers gathered around to hear what had passed.
At this time," said Nasrudin, "I only want to say that the King spoke to me....
Nasrudin walked into a shop one day, and the owner came forward to serve him.
Nasrudin said, "First things first. Did you see me walk into your shop?...
Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, "The moon is more useful than the sun.
"Why?", he was asked. "Because at night we need the light more....
Nasrudin was carrying home a piece of liver and the recipe for liver pie.
Suddenly a bird of prey swooped down and snatched the piece of meat from his hand....
National security is in your hands - guard it well.
Natural laws have no pity.
Naturally the common people don't want war...
Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy.
Nature abhors a virgin -- a frozen asset. -- Clare Booth Luce
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

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