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My notion of a husband at forty is that a woman should be able to change him, like a bank note, for two twenties.
My only love sprung from my only hate! Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
-- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Julie...
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. -- O. Wilde
My own dear love, he is strong and bold And he cares not what comes after.
His words ring sweet as a chime of gold, And his eyes are lit with laughter....
My own life has been spent chronicling the rise and fall of human systems, and I am convinced that we are terribly vulnerable.
... We should be reluctant to turn back upon the frontier of this epoch...
My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!!" -- Zippy the Pinhead
My parents went to Niagra Falls and all I got was this crummy life.
My pen is at the bottom of a page, Which, being finished, here the story end
'Tis to be wished it had been sooner done, But stories somehow lengthen when begun. -- Byro...
My philosophy is: Don't think. -- Charles Manso

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