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My Bonnie looked into a gas tank, The height of its contents to see!
She lit a small match to assist her, Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me....
My boy is mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias.
Well, only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me...
My brain is my second favorite organ. -- Woody Alle
My brother sent me a postcard the other day with this big sattelite photo of the entire earth on it.
On the back it said: "Wish you were here". -- Steven Wrigh...
My calculator is my shepherd, I shall not want It maketh me accurate to ten significant figures, and it leadeth me in scientific notation to 99 digits.
It restoreth my square roots and guideth me alo...
My country, right or wrong" is a thing that no patriot would think of saying, except in a desperate case.
It is like saying "My mother, drunk or sober." -- G.K. Chesterton, "The Defenda...
My country right or wrong" is like saying, "My mother drunk or sober." -- G.K. Chesterto
My cup hath runneth'd over with love.
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay In better spirits night and day.

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