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My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
Mystics always hope that science will some day overtake them. -- Booth Tarkingto
mythology, n: The body of a primitive people's beliefs, concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
-- Amb...
Naches (rhymes with Bach' us, with "Bach" pronounced like the composer) is what every Jewish parent wants from their children, lots of good returns, good grades, good spouse, good grandchildren.
So...
Nachman's Rule: When it comes to foreign food, the less authentic the better. -- Gerald Nachma
Nadia Comaneci, simple perfection. -- '76 Olympic
Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan. Never odd or even.
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. Madam, I'm Adam. Sit on a potato pan, Otis....
NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Guiseppe?
Everything he says is wrong. GUISEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right....
arcolepulacyi, n: The contagious action of yawning, causing everyone in sight to also yawn.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
Nasrudin called at a large house to collect for charity.
The servant said "My master is out....

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