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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.
Unless there are three other people. -- Orson Welle...
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.
Unless there are three other people. -- Orson Welle...
My doctorate's in Literature, but it seems like a pretty good pulse to me.
My experience with government is when things are non-controversial, beautifully co-ordinated and all the rest, it must be that not much is going on.
-- J.F. Kennedy...
My family history begins with me, but yours ends with you. -- Iphicrate
My father, a good man, told me, "Never lose your ignorance
you cannot replace it." -- Erich Maria Remarque...
My father taught me three things: 1: Never mix whiskey with anything but water.
2: Never try to draw to an inside straight. 3: Never discuss business with anyone who refuses to give his name....
My father was a God-fearing man, but he never missed a copy of the New York Times, either.
-- E.B. White...
My father was a saint, I'm not. -- Indira Gandhi
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.
-- Senator Hubert Humphrey...

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