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If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.
If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of an issue, it will always do it.
-- Les Aspin, D, Wisconsi...
If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
-- Winston Churchill...
If you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb those around you.
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
-- Jack Handey...
If you had better tools, you could more effectively demonstrate your total incompetence.
If you had just one moment to live And they granted you one special wish Would you ask for something Like another chance.
-- Traffic, "The Low Spark of Hi Heeled Boy...
If you hands are clean and your cause is just and your demands are reasonable, at least it's a start.
If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent. -- Bette Davi

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