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If you live long enough, you'll see that every victory turns into a defeat. -- Simone De Beauvoi
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
-- George Bu...
If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?
-- Garrison Keillo...
If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
-- Robert Pante, fashion consulta...
If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor....
If you lose a son you can always get another, but there's only one Maltese Falcon.
-- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falco...
If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist, he'll get rich, or famous or both.
If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist, he'll get rich or famous or both.
If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
If you love something set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, hunt it down and kill it.

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