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If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't get any ice.
If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get ice, but no cup....
If you put it off long enough, it might go away.
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out but tomfoolery.
But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dare criticise it....
If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a restaurant. -- Snoopy
If you really want to do something new, the good won't help you with it.
Let me have men about me that are arrant knaves....
If you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it.
If you remember the 60's, you weren't there.
If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you believe?
The things most worth reading are precisely those that challenge our convictions....
If you see an onion ring -- answer it!
If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers.
But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers. -- Swami Prabhupada...

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