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If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it. -- Calvin Coolidge
If you don't strike oil in twenty minutes, stop boring. -- Andrew Carnegie, on public speaking
If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.
If you ever want to have a lot of fun, I recommend that you go off and program an imbedded system.
If you explain something so clearly that no one can possibly misunderstand, someone will.
If you fail to plan, plan to fail.
If you find a solution and become attached to it, the solution may become your next problem.
If you flaunt it, expect to have it trashed.
If you float on instinct alone, how can you calculate the buoyancy for the computed load?
-- Christopher Hodder-William...
If you fool around with something long enough, it will eventually break.
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