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If you make a mistake you right it immediately to the best of your ability.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
-- The Best of Will Roge...
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you
but if you really make them think they'll hate you....
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
-- Ann Lande...
If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody in the whole wide world, don't trust him.
It means he experiments....
If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break. -- Schmid
If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands....
If you need anything just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?
Just put your lips together and blow. -- Lauren Bacall, "To Have and Have No...
If you notice that a person is deceiving you, they must not be deceiving you very well.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you
hat is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -- Mark Twai...

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