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If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
-- Wilson Mizne...
If you stew apples like cranberries, they taste more like prunes than rhubarb does.
-- Groucho Marx...
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker, It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock.
Or some joker who is slicker, Will trick you of your liquor, If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock....
If you stick your head in the sand, one thing is for sure, you're gonna get your rear kicked.
If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz
If you teach your children to like computers and to know how to gamble then they'll always be interested in something and won't come to no real harm.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. -- Mark Twai
If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.

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