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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. -- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. -- Earl Wilso
If you think the pen is mightier than the sword, the next time someone pulls out a sword I'd like to see you get up there with your Bic.
If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it. -- Arthur Kasspe
If you think the system is working, ask someone who's waiting for a prompt.
If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world?
-- Richard Nixo...
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
If you throw a New Year's Party, the worst thing that you can do would be to throw the kind of party where your guests wake up today, and call you to say they had a nice time.
Now you'll be be expec...
If you took all of the grains of sand in the world, and lined them up end to end in a row, you'd be working for the government!
-- Mr. Interesting...

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