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If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
If you have seen one city slum you have seen them all. -- Spiro Agnew
If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.
If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know. -- Louis Armstrong
If you have to hate, hate gently.
If you have to think twice about it, you're wrong.
If you haven't enjoyed the material in the last few lectures then a career in chartered accountancy beckons.
-- Advice from the lecturer in the middle of the Stochastic Systems course....
If you hype something and it succeeds, you're a genius -- it wasn't a hype.
If you hype it and it fails, then it was just a hype. -- Neil Boga...
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.
-- A.J. Liebling, "The Pre...

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