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• You are fast approaching your level of incompetence.
• X windows: Something you can be ashamed of. 30%% more entropy than the leading window system.
  The first fully modular software disaster. Rome was destroyed in a day....
• You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.
• Create the impression that you have already reached your level of incompetence.
  -- Peter's Rule for Creative Incompetence...
• INCOMPETENCE A politer word for stupidity. If you are accused of incompetence, just remember, it is far better to be incompetent than incontinent (see below).
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
• You are a total loser if you get your junk mail with postage due!
• If I had had more time, I could have written you a shorter letter. -- Blaise Pascal