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If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.
-- A.J. Liebling...
If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage in it.
If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it.
-- William Orto...
If you knew what to say next, would you say it?
If you know the answer to a question, don't ask. -- Petersen Nesbi
If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end. -- Mark Twai
If you laid all the Elvis impersonators in the world, end to end.
.. you'd wanna run and get a steam roller, real fast. -- David Letterma...
If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn 365 useless things.
If you liked the Earth you'll love Heaven.
If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee. -- Graham Summe

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