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If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.
If you took all the women at the Harvard Prom and laid them end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parke...
If you treat people right they will treat you right -- 90% of the time. -- F.D. Roosevel
If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.
If you wait long enough, it will go away... after having done its damage.
If it was bad, it will be back....
If you want me to be a good little bunny just dangle some carats in front of my nose.
-- Lauren Bacall...
If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman. -- Michele
If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
-- Don Marqui...
If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. -- Woody Alle

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