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If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows. -- Yiddish saying
If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs? -- Marvin Kitma
If God wanted us to have a President, He would have sent us a candidate. -- Jerry Dreshfield
If graphics hackers are so smart, why can't they get the bugs out of fresh paint?
If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the liberals?
If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry. -- Chinese proverb
If he had only learnt a little less, how infinitely better he might have taught much more!
If he should ever change his faith, it'll be because he no longer thinks he's God.
If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
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