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If He Once Again Pushes Up His Sleeves In Order To Compute For 3 Days And 3 Nights In A Row
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If he once again pushes up his sleeves in order to compute for 3 days
and 3 nights in a row, he will spend a quarter of an hour before to
think which principles of computation shall be most appropriate.
-- Voltaire, "Diatribe du docteur Akakia"
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