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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomli
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard
If Machiavelli were a hacker, he'd have worked for the CSSG. -- Phil Lapsley
If Machiavelli were a programmer, he'd have worked for AT&T.
If man is only a little lower than the angels, the angels should reform. -- Mary Wilson Little
If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multipying by the page number.
If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship, there would be fewer divorces -- and more bankruptcies.
-- Frances Rodma...
If men are not afraid to die, it is of no avail to threaten them with death.
If men live in constant fear of dying, And if breaking the law means a man will be killed, Who will dare to break the law?...
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
-- J.R.R. Tolkie...
If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing

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