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If it's worth doing, it's worth doing for money.
If it's worth hacking on well, it's worth hacking on for money.
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him.
They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it. -- Thomas Carlyle...
If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.
If Karl, instead of writing a lot about Capital, had made a lot of Capital, it would have been much better.
-- Karl Marx's Mothe...
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
If life is a stage, I want some better lighting.
If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?
If life isn't what you wanted, have you asked for anything else?
If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...

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