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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. -- Albert Einstei
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. -- Tallulah Bankhead
If I have not seen so far it is because I stood in giant's footsteps.
If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. -- Bob Hope
If I knew what brand [of whiskey] he drinks, I would send a barrel or so to my other generals.
-- Abraham Lincoln, on General Gra...
If I love you, what business is it of yours? -- Goethe
If I love you, what business is it of yours? -- Johann van Goethe
If I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe it? -- Alan Parsons Projec
If I set here and stare at nothing long enough, people might think I'm an engineer working on something.
-- S.R. McElroy...

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