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If it wasn't for Newton, we wouldn't have to eat bruised apples.
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
If it wasn't so warm out today, it would be cooler.
If it were not for the presents, an elopment would be preferable.
-- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fable...
If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost, I would take that particular work of mine, shred it, and flush it down the toilet, hoping not to clog the pipes.
A more sente...
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics....
If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune.
If it's worth doing, do it for money.
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