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If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I traveled to the end of the rainbow As Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me The pot's at the other end.
-- Bert Whitney...
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
-- Douglas Jerrold...
If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing it because I can't swim.
-- Bob Stanfield...
If I'd known computer science was going to be like this, I'd never have given up being a rock 'n' roll star.
-- G. Hi...
If I'm over the hill, why is it I don't recall ever being on top? -- Jerry Muscha
If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount of work, the answer can be obtained by simple inspection.
If in doubt, mumble.
If it ain't baroque, don't fix it.

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