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• There is no God! He just thinks he's there!
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• My dog thinks he's human, my cat thinks he's GOD.
• The biologist thinks he is a chemist, The chemist thinks he is a physicist, The physicist thinks he is a God, And God thinks She is a mathematician.
  -- Paula Thompso...
• If they ever put a price on his head, he should take it.
• Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is.
  -- Jean Anouilh, "The Lark...
• Dionysius the Elder, being asked whether he was at leisure, he replied, "God forbid that it should ever befall me!
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Dionysiu...
• Thinks he's worth.
• Rev. Lovejoy: Now, today's Christian doesn't think he needs God.
  He thinks he's got it made. He's got his hi-fi....