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If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children. -- G.B. Shaw
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-- Albert Einstei...
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
-- Doug Larso...
If people drank ink instead of Schlitz, they'd be better off.
-- Edward E. Hippensteel [What brand of ink? Ed.]...
If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches, they will take sandwiches.
-- Lord Boyd-orr Eats first, morals after. -- Bertolt Brecht, "The Threepenny Opera...
If people say that here and there someone has been taken away and maltreated, I can only reply
You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs. -- Hermann Goering...
If people see that you mean them no harm, they'll never hurt you, nine times out of ten!
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. -- Nora Ephron, "Heartbu

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