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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty fresh. -- Dave Johnson, on dead seagull
If it happens once, it's a bug. If it happens twice, it's a feature.
If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy....
If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.
If it has syntax, it isn't user-friendly.
If it heals good, say it.
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary.
-- Samuel Cleme...
If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
If it smells it's chemistry, if it crawls it's biology, if it doesn't work it's physics.
If it takes a bloodbath, lets get it over with. No more appeasement. -- Ronald Reaga
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