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If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.
If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
-- George Winte...
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
-- Dave Barry...
If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had only ten apostles.
If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such a vivid imagination.
If God is dead, who will save the Queen?
If God is One, what is bad? -- Charles Manso
If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
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