If God Had Wanted Us To Be Concerned For The Plight Of The Toads, He Would Have Made Them Cute And Furry.

If God Had Wanted Us To Be Concerned For The Plight Of The Toads, He Would Have Made Them Cute And Furry.

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If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would
have made them cute and furry.
-- Dave Barry

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