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If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule.
If we accept "For every rule there is an exception" as a rule, then we must conced that the...
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. -- Voltaire, "Epitres, XCVI
If God had a beard, he'd be a UNIX programmer.
If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial I/O ports.
If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.
If God had intended man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples.
If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.
If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.
If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads.
If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with green, baggy skin.

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