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If God Hadn't Wanted You To Be Paranoid, He Wouldn't Have Given You Such A Vivid Imagination.
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If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid,
He wouldn't have given you such a vivid imagination.
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If God hadn't wanted me to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given me such a vivid imaginatio
If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA and FBI.
(And, in fact, you're right.)...
If God had wanted man to go around nude, He would have given him bigger hands.
If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.
