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If computers take over (which seems to be their natural tendency), it will serve us right.
-- Alistair Cooke...
If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?
If England treats her criminals the way she has treated me, she doesn't deserve to have any.
If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade.
A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud. -- Dagny Taggart, "Atlas Shrugged...
If ever you want to touch the hand and the heart of God Almighty, you can do it through the body of someone you love.
Anytime. Anywhere. Without no middleman. -- Theodore Sturgeon, "Godbody...
If every kid had a funny tooth to bite down on whenever the world disappointed him, prussic acid could solve our population problems in one generation.
-- G.C. Edmonson's Albert, "The Man Who Corrup...
If everything on the road of life seems to be coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing. -- Bertrand Russell
If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.

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