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• The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• How could they think women a recreation? Or the repetition of bodies of steady interest?
  Only the ignorant or the busy could. That elm of flesh must prove a luxury of prime...
• FEMINISM IS FOR THE BIRDS AND ANY REAL WOMEN KNOWS THAT.
  WOMEN ARE BORN SUBMISSIVES AND LONG TO BE TREATED AS SUCH....
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• She was an earthly woman, so I treated her like dirt.
• She was so ugly they used her in prison to cure sex offenders.
• She asked me if I loved her still. "Yes," I replied. "I've never had you any other way.