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If at first you fricasee, fry, fry again.
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by some means abridged, it will soon fall into disuse.
-- Philip Hale, Boston music critic, 1837...
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
If built in great numbers, motels will be used for nothing but illegal purposes.
-- J. Edgar Hoove...
If Carter is the answer, it must have been a VERY silly question.
If Christianity was morality, Socrates would be the Saviour. -- William Blake
If clear thinking created sparks, we could safely store dynamite in James Watt's office.
-- Wayne Shanno...
If coke is a joke, I'm waiting around for the next line.

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