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• I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good book.
  Or a friend who's read one. -- Phyllis Dille...
• Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls ... In our house, we have Alka-Seltzer on tap.
  If you cook like I do, the best thing I can tell you is not to be sensitive....
• I hate to mention things like this in this feature, but it is one of the more pressing problems in America today, and that is the lack of tap-dancers in the Miss America contest.
• Be quiet! Or disappear back where you came from. I can't disappear.
  ..any more than you could win a beauty contest. -- Worf and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
• My Playtex living bra died--of starvation! I've turned many a head in my day, and a few stomachs.
  I never made Who's Who but I'm featured in What's That!...
• Save your money. -- Phyllis Dille
• Was I the only one who heard that click? -- Famous Last Word
• I hit the Fire Elemental with my wood staff. -- Famous Last Word
• I always say beauty is only sin deep. SAKI