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I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
-- Joseph Helle...
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. -- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotto
I'd never cry if I did find A blue whale in my soup.
.. Nor would I mind a porcupine Inside a chicken coop....
I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. -- Groucho Marx
I'd probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic enough.
Couldn't be any worse than some of the relationships I've had. -- Brenda Sta...
I'd rather be led to hell than managed to heavan.
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
-- Fred Allen [Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson. Ed.]...
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. -- W.C. Field
I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.
I'd rather laugh with the sinners, Than cry with the saints, The sinners are much more fun!
-- Billy Joel, "Only The Good Die Young...

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