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I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.
Identify your visitor.
idiot box, n: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
idiot box, n: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
idiot, n: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
IDLENESS: Leisure gone to seed.
Idleness is the holiday of fools.
If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law. -- Roy Santoro
If a camel is a horse designed by a committee, then a consensus forecast is a camel's behind.
-- Edgar R. Fiedle...
If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?

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