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IBM had a PL/I, Its syntax worse than JOSS; And everywhere this language went, It was a total loss.
IBM: It may be slow, but it's hard to use.
IBM Pollyanna Principle: Machines should work. People should think.
IBM's original motto: Cogito ergo vendo; vendo ergo sum.
I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly.
-- John Denver [I saw an eagle fly once. Fortunately, I had my eagle fly swatter handy. Ed.]...
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. -- Groucho Marx
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee. -- Princess Leia Organa
I'D LIKE TO BE BURIED INDIAN-STYLE, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground.
That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it....
I'd like to meet the guy who invented beer and see what he's working on now.

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