I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in
my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
-- Emo Phillips
my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
-- Emo Phillips
Related:
- I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in
my body.
Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo... - I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my
body.
Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo... - I used to think the mind was the most important part of a
person.
Then I realized what part of me is telling me that... - When it comes to my health, I think of my body as a temple.
or at least a moderately well-managed Presbyterian... - A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours
before I realized it had a scratch on it.
- Emo... - I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder
por favor." The guy said "Is that to go?" I said,
"Well what else would I want it for?" -- Emo... - I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed.
So I said, "Get off me, you two!" -- Emo... - At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five
dollars for the second glass.
The refill contained the antidote. -- Emo... - I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
- Emo...
From the same category:
- That in the captain 's but a choleric word
Which in the soldier is flat blasphemy.
William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Measure for Measure... - Clinton: Al,
I need a orange juice substitute and I need it now... - There is always something new out of Africa.
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Gaius Plinius... - They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.
William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost... - Lucky is he for whom the belle
toils...
