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• I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.
  In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• For a while I didn't have a car...I had a helicopter.
  ..no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running....
• The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?
  -- Steven Wrigh...