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• I had another dream the other day about music critics.
  They were small and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they had stepped out of a painting by Goya....
• I had another bad hair day today. The government was in it.
• Phoebe: Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up.
  And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....
• When I left the meeting, I had the definite impression that I had found the same game as with the seal
  management reducing criteria and accepting more and more errors that weren't designed into the device, while the engineers are screaming from below, "HELP!...
• The other day I went to the stationery store, but it had moved.
• She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans.....
• I never could see why people were so happy about Dickens' `A Christmas Carol' because I never had any confidence that Scrooge was going to be any different the next day.
  -- Dr. Karl Menninger, American psychiatrist (1893-1990), -- on the transience of the Christmas spirit....
• I had a dream that all the victims of The Pill came back...boy, were they mad! -- Steven Wrigh
• Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
  Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....